I just wanted to say I'm sorry. And that your parents were probably awesome and creative and you have a killer imagination. Would it help to say that we don't have a t.v. either, and my kids have seen one movie (Ponyo) and pretend, every day, that the baby is Ponyo, and she lives in a green bucket sometimes and eats the ham out of all the sandwiches the rest of the time. They litrally refer to her as "Poners". As in, "Look, Poners is almost walking!" or "Poners spilled her milk in her carseat."
I hope you are well, and your mind is alive with nature and creativity. Mine is alive with totally useless information about shows I can't believe I even watched.